Oh come on, you'd be lying if you said you didn't miss me teasing you!

[There's a blindingly bright toothy smile full of mischief as he closes his eyes with it and cackles a bit. But then softens that expression when Hajime straightens his back and winces.

He knew that would happen, but he wasn't going to call him out on that. Instead he just holds out his hand for a washcloth with a look that won't take no for an answer.]

Washcloth, and some of the antiseptic under the sink. And then on your knees by the tub. No protesting this either.