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hyeyyyyy oikiawa!
i hav a quesiton 2 ask u!
Before U amd iwaimzumi
headd off to get mor badges,
can i borrow ur hose?

[Tooru has to stare at his gear for at least five minutes before even attempting to decipher what Corrin is trying to say, and still failing. His only assumption is the dragon is drunk.

And still, he just stares. Unsure of what to say because this is practically another language here.]

......hose? Cor-chan why do you need a hose....?

horse!

i meant horse!
i want

to

g
jkih

egg

[Corrin...

That confirms Tooru's thinking, Corrin is likely drunk.]

....???

Horse... Eggs... Do you want to borrow Homura to breed?

Are you drunk?

shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! im tipsy! dont tell anyone!!!

i wwnt to a party
it wax great!
guy danced with a sword]i was like"hes hot!!!"but hes married omg
imagine beign married to a dancer sword man
msut be aazing

but yeh iwsnt to breed homewares
homewares
homewares
homewares

HOMURA
autocorrect i hate you

ehehehe i love u so much oikawa im going to miss u!!!!

secrets safe with me cor-chan, I won't tell a soul, not even Aoi!

[Tooru thanks everything that he's alone with the wistful sigh he just made.]

Yeah... Must be nice to have someone feel about you the way you do about them.

Yeah, I'll leave him with you. You gotta give me and Iwa-chan eggs tho!!! Promise?

You better stay in contact or once Aoi is big enough to fly on I'm hunting you down!! Don't be a stranger!

oikawa....are u kidding me rn!!

if someone didnt feel abot you like that
then they're crazzy?????
youre one of the best lookig guys ive ever met!
fatcts!!!!!!!!!!!!
not saying this because i'm trunk either!
its the truth!
youre o attractive and kind and funny, talented and amazing
awesome to be around
the best!
and handsome!
very veyr handsome.

wheover you like
has no idea how lucky they are.
believe in yourself oikawa!

because i do!!!!!

i will breed u the best horses!! a handsom horse for a handsome guy like you!

[HOLD ON CORRIN YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT--]

I know I am!

But thanks, I don't think he'll ever notice. Or feel the same. Not when he's your best friend, who you grew up with and did everything with.

[and only just then does Tooru realize what he typed, without thinking about it. Gods kill him now.]

DON'T TELL IWA-CHAN PLEASE, FUCK--

[Anyway! That other thing, the important one!]

.... Anyway.

I look forward to seeing the eggs! I'm sure you'll breed the best ones!!! s( ^ ‿ ^)-b

omg oKAWA! ur tracvellin with him soon right?? good ljuck. im cheering you on! if he hurts you i will end him!!!!!!!!!

He won't hurt me!!! Not any more than he does by being himself! I trust him!

[Wait a minute--]

I mean-- like he normally is, how he gets a little rough with me! You know how some friends can be, all rough on the outside and secretly mushy on the inside like one of those hard candies with a liquid center.

[_{sorry oikawa, corrin's single drunken brain cell only extracted one piece of information from that text} ]

u like it rough? lol

[DEAR GOD CORRIN--

It takes him a solid ten minutes to respond back because he's internally dying at where his thoughts led him before being revived back into reality somehow.]

......

I don't know, haven't done that with a guy. I'm nice to girls.

[Oh dear god, just kill him now, Corrin is going to be the death of him. Just end him already Arceus, end his suffering.]

me neither! it's ok!
dont tell anyone this but ive never been kissed

[Okay this is better, less humiliating, and... Actually kind of cute.

This he's equipped to answer, without hesitation.]

Really? Someone as cute as you's never been kissed? I'm shocked!

Your secret is safe with me, promise.

[_{Oikawa cannot see this (and with good measure) but there is an inebriated dragon burning brighter than the surface of the sun from that comment.} ]

not cute!
hopefully one day thou
kissing looks like it must be nice

Very cute!!
Kissing is... it's nice.
You won't regret your first kiss, it's always something special.
I hope someone makes it special for you when it happens.

thx. me 2.

[_{he passes out after this text. drunk boy sleep time! zzzz} ]

Heeey... Oikawa!

[_{Corrin is hiding his face behind baggy sleeves. Ya boi is ... clearly embarrassed.} ] Um. I just wanted to apologise for those... texts I sent you when I was drunk. Clearly not my finest hour ...

Oh-- no don't worry about it Cor-chan, it's alright! You don't need to apologize, it happens.

[Had he sneaked some alcohol during his second year at one point and drunk texted Hanamaki and Matsukawa about how he's hopelessly in love with Iwaizumi? He sure won't admit that but he did. He Gets It.

Though Corrin did catch him at an hour where he's less than dignified looking, hair disheveled and shirtless. With the bandages on his shoulder on full display as he yawns. Clearly he's just waking up.]

If anything, it was funny. I haven't had anyone drunk text me before. [A pause, then remembering to ask what he'd been thinking about.] How've you been since then, and how's Homura?

[_{Wow was Oikawa ever handsome when he was half asleep. Corrin had to stomp out his attraction to the other boy as quickly as it appeared, recalling the content of their text messages.} ]

Heh. As long as you saw some amusement in it.

[_{ah, yes! the other thing he had to tell Oikawa!} ]

Oh, Homura! One sec-- [_{his barefoot can be heard padding across the laminate floor as he dashes to get something. That something being ... a Pokéball! When Corrin is back on the screen he pushes the button, releasing the fire horse Pokémon from it.} ]

Look, Homura! Who's that on the screen!? [_{the Ponyta whinnies in joy at the sight of Oikawa's face and sound of his voice!} ]

Ehehehe. Homura's been busy! Haven't you? Haha!

[_{Corrin pets the fire pony's snoot.} ] Been a lot of egg-making going on under my roof, let me tell you! And there's an egg saved especially for you. And one for Iwaizumi too, if he wants one.

Speaking of which, will I be seeing the two of you again soon? I miss hanging out! Oh- and of course I'll need to give Homura back, and gift you your egg.

[Tooru would say otherwise with his morning appearance, because he sure doesn't think so! But he's also got no room to argue with that, having an entire fan club back home.

Though he perks up the moment he sees Homura and waves, happy to see the fire horse who is just as happy to see him. He'll have treats for him later, ones Aoi hasn't even tried to steal!]

He sure looks proud of himself, I bet he has been busy.

Oh-- you have eggs for us? I'll have to let Iwa-chan know! We'll be in Goldenrod soon, but he's insisted we take it slow after I got only a scratch on my arm from all those birds.

[Yes. A scratch. Because "just a scratch" needed to be bandaged up.]

[ oikawa's the only one he can trust with this information this early into the birthday process. he was also the only one he knew who had a shared connection to the prince. so by process of elimination, here he was. now... ]

Tooru, you know of birthday parties, right? I'm planning one for Corrin, since his birthday is soon-- any help you could provide, I'd appreciate.

[Oh lookie here, someone Tooru wasn't really expecting to text him since he's still hanging about Ecruteak, except out and about around the Burned Tower at the current moment for some training.]

Oh! San-chan, what a surprise!
But yes, I know about them, we held them pretty often back home. What kinds of things do you want to know about them?

Stop calling me that.

[ oikawa please!!! but moving on. ]

Anything. What are the core things I need? Are themes necessary? Are gifts a requirement? I don't keep track of my own age, so I've never had to think about any of this.

[WOW, SUDDENLY HE CAN'T READ!!! He's just going to ignore that, you're stuck with that nickname Sandy.]

If you don't like that I can always call you Sandy, Sandy-chan, or oh I know!! Phon-chan!

[Of course, each worse than the last, and he's grinning through the text.]

Anyway, back home it wasn't much of a party. Tradition is that it's a small gathering with friends and family with a cake, but Cor-chan deserves better than that and a party with decorations and presents as well!

[ sandalphon wanted to punch a wall. ]

Watch your back when I see you again.

[ ANYWAYS. ]

He does, or else I wouldn't have been asking you. Cake is one, decorations is another, but who is his friend group... I'm lost.

[He has that effect on Many, just get used to it Sandy, it'll ease over time.]

I doubt either of our boyfriends would appreciate that threat, and Cor-chan would be upset. You don't want him upset do you?

[Yeah, he deserves to be smacked for that, but only Iwaizumi's allowed to smack him around.]

Anyway enough of that silliness.

When it comes to cake, you can't go wrong with a chocolate or vanilla flavour. They're the two most common kinds, so it wouldn't be hard to get any ingredients for to make it.

Actually, if you're around and want to talk about this in person and look for stuff, I'm over by the Burned Tower but I can meet you anywhere around the city.

I don't think any of you would be able to handle me in a fight, but regardless...

[ he's got at least two thousand years of fighting experience, there wasn't much he didn't know how to deal with ~~except his emotions~~. ]

I'll meet you by the Burned Tower, then.

[ and within the hour sandy meets oikawa at the burned tower! ]

Apologies for taking some time-- were you waiting long?

[If he had been waiting long, Tooru wouldn't have noticed with all the training going on as well as making sure his team was alright post battling with wild Pokémon. He's even holding a content looking Alplan Vulpix in his arms and scratching behind one of her ears when Sandalphon shows up.]

Mm? No, not too long. I just got done with some training.

[ a nod. at least he hadn't been waiting too long. ]

That's a relief. I still need help with the birthday, so any suggestions would help. Corrin enjoys nature, so something that follows that theme would do wonderfully.

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DRUNK TEXTS INCOMING

I'm STILL dying at this

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The temptation for Oikawa to admit his crush on iwa to corn... Is HIGH

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4/4 ok I'm Done. Rest in piss Oikawa

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◇ ring ring ... incoming video call! ◇

Video, someone is a sleeby binch

HES CUTE

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text; @ecliptica

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IDR-- would Corrin and Sandalphon have let Oikawa and Iwaizumi stay with them in Ecruteak for a bit?

yeah im sure they would have tbh

👌 + Crawls back late, thanks MH for being garbage

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