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[grandtrashking]

You've reached Oikawa, but seems you missed me.
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[grandtrashking]

[Corrin...

That confirms Tooru's thinking, Corrin is likely drunk.]

....???

Horse... Eggs... Do you want to borrow Homura to breed?


Are you drunk?

[fatefulprince]

shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! im tipsy! dont tell anyone!!!

i wwnt to a party
it wax great!
guy danced with a sword]i was like"hes hot!!!"but hes married omg
imagine beign married to a dancer sword man
msut be aazing

but yeh iwsnt to breed homewares
homewares
homewares
homewares

HOMURA
autocorrect i hate you

ehehehe i love u so much oikawa im going to miss u!!!!

The temptation for Oikawa to admit his crush on iwa to corn... Is HIGH

[grandtrashking]

secrets safe with me cor-chan, I won't tell a soul, not even Aoi!

[Tooru thanks everything that he's alone with the wistful sigh he just made.]

Yeah... Must be nice to have someone feel about you the way you do about them.

Yeah, I'll leave him with you. You gotta give me and Iwa-chan eggs tho!!! Promise?

You better stay in contact or once Aoi is big enough to fly on I'm hunting you down!! Don't be a stranger!

[fatefulprince]

oikawa....are u kidding me rn!!

if someone didnt feel abot you like that
then they're crazzy?????
youre one of the best lookig guys ive ever met!
fatcts!!!!!!!!!!!!
not saying this because i'm trunk either!
its the truth!
youre o attractive and kind and funny, talented and amazing
awesome to be around
the best!
and handsome!
very veyr handsome.

wheover you like
has no idea how lucky they are.
believe in yourself oikawa!

because i do!!!!!

i will breed u the best horses!! a handsom horse for a handsome guy like you!

1/?

[grandtrashking]

[HOLD ON CORRIN YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT--]

I know I am!

But thanks, I don't think he'll ever notice. Or feel the same. Not when he's your best friend, who you grew up with and did everything with.

2/?

[grandtrashking]

[and only just then does Tooru realize what he typed, without thinking about it. Gods kill him now.]

3/?

[grandtrashking]

DON'T TELL IWA-CHAN PLEASE, FUCK--

4/4 ok I'm Done. Rest in piss Oikawa

[grandtrashking]

[Anyway! That other thing, the important one!]

.... Anyway.

I look forward to seeing the eggs! I'm sure you'll breed the best ones!!! s( ^ ‿ ^)-b

[fatefulprince]

omg oKAWA! ur tracvellin with him soon right?? good ljuck. im cheering you on! if he hurts you i will end him!!!!!!!!!

[grandtrashking]

He won't hurt me!!! Not any more than he does by being himself! I trust him!

[Wait a minute--]

I mean-- like he normally is, how he gets a little rough with me! You know how some friends can be, all rough on the outside and secretly mushy on the inside like one of those hard candies with a liquid center.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{sorry oikawa, corrin's single drunken brain cell only extracted one piece of information from that text} ]

u like it rough? lol

[grandtrashking]

[DEAR GOD CORRIN--

It takes him a solid ten minutes to respond back because he's internally dying at where his thoughts led him before being revived back into reality somehow.]

......

I don't know, haven't done that with a guy. I'm nice to girls.

[Oh dear god, just kill him now, Corrin is going to be the death of him. Just end him already Arceus, end his suffering.]

[fatefulprince]

me neither! it's ok!
dont tell anyone this but ive never been kissed

[grandtrashking]

[Okay this is better, less humiliating, and... Actually kind of cute.

This he's equipped to answer, without hesitation.]

Really? Someone as cute as you's never been kissed? I'm shocked!

Your secret is safe with me, promise.

[fatefulprince]

[ _{Oikawa cannot see this (and with good measure) but there is an inebriated dragon burning brighter than the surface of the sun from that comment.} ]

not cute!
hopefully one day thou
kissing looks like it must be nice

[grandtrashking]

Very cute!!
Kissing is... it's nice.
You won't regret your first kiss, it's always something special.
I hope someone makes it special for you when it happens.

[fatefulprince]

thx. me 2.

[ _{he passes out after this text. drunk boy sleep time! zzzz} ]